Its Friday, and its payday.
Time to get fucked up, big time, hey!
Bottle of tequila, salt and a lime.
Lets drink loads of alcohol, get fucked up big time
Havent drunk for 3 months, but already got a taste
Looks like this weekend, I’m going to waste
Don’t give a fuck, I need to feel numb
Drink till I pass out, brain switched off, lets get fucked up
Bottle of beer, bottle of wine
Cheers my friends, one more time
Shots a plenty, speech beginning to slur
Singing the songs, even that Blur!
Drink some more, lets get fucked up!
Anyone got Charley or MDMA?
Having a dance and another drink
Shots of sambuca or Tequila Rose
All lined up on the bar
I flirt with the girls, and some of the boys
Buy me a drink be each others sexual toy
Off to a nightclub, line of coke in the loo’s
Back out to the bar, order more booze
Lets get fucked up, as the night is still young
Dance to our feet ache in 4 inch heels
Loved up my darlings on doves or Mitsubishis
Snogging all the girls, hug the cute boys
Buy me a drink and let’s get fucked up
Enjoy my lovelies, enjoy, enjoy
Another line of shots, 2 each for my friends
Yeah, I’m crazy, what of it girl
The toilets are that way
If you’re going to hurl
It’s 6am quickly
The last song it chimes from the djs decks
We’ll all leave the club, completely wrecked
Sunrise is upon us, time for some scran
Abdul’s kebabs or the burger van
Standing outside burger in hand
Off back to my gaff, can barely stand
Walk with the lady I’ve picked up in club
She’s a stunner, a right laugh and as drunk as a skunk
Pile through the door, crash on the settee
Troffing our burgers and kebabs, we all be
First to finish gets rolling a joint
Plate in the oven for the coke on point
Music on, chilled tunes, time to relax
Joint and a line and a cup of tea
Time to chat, metaphysics and shit
Talk about the night or social events
Nobodies drinking as we start to awake
Friends disappearing, off home to bed
Love you and see ya!
Thanks for the evening, love you my mate
“You out this tonight love?”
“Yeah, same thing again?”
The cycle continues until, we don’t know when.
But we all look forward to do it again!
Let’s get fucked up!