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I’m not your sexual fetish

This messenger thing is really getting thin, now to me.
I’m not your sexual fetish, and never will be.

Male or female they both message me, on Facebook and Instagram,
messages sent to really annoying me.

Sending me messages, as rude as fuck.
Things they like to see, or can I just take a look?

I’m not your fetish, I’m really not,
my private parts, no photos for you, have I got!

If I had, do you think I’d share them with sexual deviants, like you?
Not a chance you wierdo! Really f you!

So, no I won’t show you my tits or my other bits.
You’ve got no chance, your request make you sound like ignorant shits!

Fuck right off, you freak me out.
These persistent messages, like Lou Lou, they make me want to shout.

I know that I’m pretty, I work hard at it.
But all you want are pics of my intimate bits!

I’m more than a fetish, but no, not to you,
so how would you feel if I’d messaged, the same things to you?

And if not to you, then maybe your sis.
Yeah, then maybe you’d see how idiotic this is.

Be nice in your message you insolent prick,
you’re block, ignored, and reported because of your shit.

I’m not your sexual fetish,
I’m a human being and more than you’ll ever know.

But to you, you wierdo,
a sexual fetish is all I’ll ever be.

Don’t message me freak show.
So, bye bye, caio, see ya, arrivederci!

I’m in Facebook jail, Facebook hypocrisy

So new year, new first world problems. I’m in Facebook jail!

My heinous crime against humanity was to take a screenshot of a very dubious Facebook advert. See below.

So there you have it folks, because I reposted this dubious picture which in itself is a Facebook advert for tophatter. Btw I wasn’t looking for this and this is one of the very many dubious adverts I see on Facebook, along with the words WTF? I got sent to Facebook jail.

I don’t agree with this so appealed my decision and I’m still in Facebook jail.

What makes me laugh is:

  • It’s a repost of a Facebook advert
  • It’s doesn’t show nudity or sexual activity
  • It’s okay for Facebook to post this on my feed, what about my standards of taste and decency.
  • The hypocrisy of banning me for reposting Facebook’s own material.
  • It’s been there for nearly 2 months!

Bollocks to your Facebook jail!

Anyway, I really don’t give a shit about Facebook and Facebook jail, as I’ve been using Facebook less and less over the past 12 months and have moved onto other social media platforms. I just thought it was very ironic I got banned for reposting one of their own adverts!

I did try to appeal the ban but because Facebook’s system is automated it doesn’t give a shit because it doesn’t fit their criteria so, ban!

If you want to see how Facebook, Twitter and all these large social media platforms make money then checkout, the Social Dilemma on Netflix. It will definitely open your eyes to free online services and social media.

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