Computer on desk with notepad, pen and glasses

The network don’t work,
dear Mikki, dear Mikki
The network don’t work here,
dear Mikki, fix it

I’ve connected my TV,
it don’t work, it don’t work
I’ve connected my TV,
it don’t work, don’t work Mikki

It works fine on my hotspot,
dear Mikki, dear Mikki
It works on my mobile hotspot,
dear Mikki, don’t work here though

It just won’t connect,
dear Mikki, dear Mikki
It just won’t connect,
dear Mikki, the WiFi is shit

My phones they work though
Dear Mikki, dear Mikki
My phone it’s connected
Dear Mikki, the WiFi is shit

The kids iPads work well
Dear Mikki, dear Mikki
My kids their connected
Dear Mikki, why’s that?

I can’t watch my netflix
Dear Mikki, dear Mikki
I can’t watch my netflix
Dear WiFi, the WiFi is shit

I’ve reset my TV
The WiFi it works now
I’ve reset my TV
The WiFis still shit

The speed here is dreadful
Dear Mikki, dear Mikki
The speed is so slow
On my 15 years old phone

It’s faster at home
Dear Mikki, dear Mikki
It’s faster at home
But there’s only me there

So why don’t you fix it
The WiFi, the WiFi
So why don’t you fix it
The WiFi is shit

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Mikki Tiamo

Welcome to Mikki's profile on Mikki's website.

I am Mikki Tiamo and this page is just some of the articles, posts and gripes I have written.

Hope you like them and if you don't, C'est La Vie!